Friday, February 20, 2015

Oh, My Dog.

Since I have had Beast, he has:

  • peed on the floor
  • pooped on the floor
  • gotten worms on my bed
  • gotten worms on me
  • destroyed all of his toys
  • vomited pieces of his toys
  • pooped out pieces of his toys
  • made me sit beside his food bowl and throw pieces of food at him so that he would eat
  • chewed through a friend's new computer cord
  • chewed through my Playstation controller cord
  • chewed through a blanket
  • chocked on the fuzz from said blanket
  • vomited pieces of said blanket
  • chewed on my guinea pig's cage
  • successfully unhooked a safety pin from my guinea pig's cage 
  • booped noses with my guinea pig (They're homies now.)
  • slept in my lap while I was sick
  • cuddled with me while I was shivering
  • licked my hands clean
  • cleaned up bits of food that have fallen onto the floor
  • made me click random things on my laptop
  • eaten all of my roommate's puppy's food from her bowl
  • scattered pieces of food everywhere when he knew he was in trouble
  • hid his face when he knew he was in trouble
  • hid under the table when he knew he was in trouble
  • greeted me every day with love and a big wet kiss
Since having Beast, I have:
  • cleaned the floor probably 1,789,323,984,746 times a day
  • learned to overcome my fear of worms (mostly)
  • vacuumed the whole apartment three times (We used to vacuum maybe twice a month before getting the pups. Don't judge; we're clean people.)
  • thrown food at a whimpering dog because his ribs were showing and I couldn't get the little monster to eat unless I did so
  • paid for a new computer cord
  • paid for a new Playstation controller cord
  • reached down my dog's throat countless times to dig out pieces of toy, blanket, etc.
  • sat (worriedly) and watched (like a hawk) as my pets became friends
  • had a study buddy when I wanted one
  • had a cuddle buddy (and instant foot warmer) when I needed one
  • gotten my hands (somewhat) clean without using soap
  • "accidentally" dropped food on the floor 
  • actually accidentally dropped food all over the floor
  • found the answer to some of my homework online (thanks to a curious puppy)
  • chased my puppy around the living room with a fly swatter while screaming, "NO, BEAST! THAT ISN'T YOUR FOOD! DAMMIT! COME HERE!"
  • laughed my butt off at my puppy
  • cried after getting onto my puppy (Shut up.)
  • learned that taking care of a puppy is REALLY hard work when you're sick and worn out
  • been greeted by my best friend in the world every day with a tail wag, 4 rambunctious paws, and a heart that is more loving than mine could ever hope to be.

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