- peed on the floor
- pooped on the floor
- gotten worms on my bed
- gotten worms on me
- destroyed all of his toys
- vomited pieces of his toys
- pooped out pieces of his toys
- made me sit beside his food bowl and throw pieces of food at him so that he would eat
- chewed through a friend's new computer cord
- chewed through my Playstation controller cord
- chewed through a blanket
- chocked on the fuzz from said blanket
- vomited pieces of said blanket
- chewed on my guinea pig's cage
- successfully unhooked a safety pin from my guinea pig's cage
- booped noses with my guinea pig (They're homies now.)
- slept in my lap while I was sick
- cuddled with me while I was shivering
- licked my hands clean
- cleaned up bits of food that have fallen onto the floor
- made me click random things on my laptop
- eaten all of my roommate's puppy's food from her bowl
- scattered pieces of food everywhere when he knew he was in trouble
- hid his face when he knew he was in trouble
- hid under the table when he knew he was in trouble
- greeted me every day with love and a big wet kiss
Since having Beast, I have:
- cleaned the floor probably 1,789,323,984,746 times a day
- learned to overcome my fear of worms (mostly)
- vacuumed the whole apartment three times (We used to vacuum maybe twice a month before getting the pups. Don't judge; we're clean people.)
- thrown food at a whimpering dog because his ribs were showing and I couldn't get the little monster to eat unless I did so
- paid for a new computer cord
- paid for a new Playstation controller cord
- reached down my dog's throat countless times to dig out pieces of toy, blanket, etc.
- sat (worriedly) and watched (like a hawk) as my pets became friends
- had a study buddy when I wanted one
- had a cuddle buddy (and instant foot warmer) when I needed one
- gotten my hands (somewhat) clean without using soap
- "accidentally" dropped food on the floor
- actually accidentally dropped food all over the floor
- found the answer to some of my homework online (thanks to a curious puppy)
- chased my puppy around the living room with a fly swatter while screaming, "NO, BEAST! THAT ISN'T YOUR FOOD! DAMMIT! COME HERE!"
- laughed my butt off at my puppy
- cried after getting onto my puppy (Shut up.)
- learned that taking care of a puppy is REALLY hard work when you're sick and worn out
- been greeted by my best friend in the world every day with a tail wag, 4 rambunctious paws, and a heart that is more loving than mine could ever hope to be.
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